yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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