Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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