and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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