I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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