Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Oh god it's open bar.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
