these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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