Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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