Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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