I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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