Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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