Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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