i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize