i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Randomize
