We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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