Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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