"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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