did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
