I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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