evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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