I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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