You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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