how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
