do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Randomize
