I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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