i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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