Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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