I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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