I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I just found puke in my bra..
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Do plants get herpes?
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