We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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