I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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