I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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