I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
You are a booty call, not a friend.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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