Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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