I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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