guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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