i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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