We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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