Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I want to make a zoo with you.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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