I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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