how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
COCAINE IS GR8
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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