i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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