I'm going to jail i love you
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
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