we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
So. Much. Porn.
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