part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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