I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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