I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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