We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Randomize
