just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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