i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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