i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I am mentally ready for anal.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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