i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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