They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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