Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Randomize
