Your face is a jimmy john
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
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